Lobster Stuffed With Tacos

Warning: Contains Science Fiction. Don Gloves and Masks.

“Top 10: Horror Movie Animals” (Some graphic clips)

10. Mosquitos (Enlarged by drinking alien blood.)

9. Crocodile (It’s Betty White’s pet. Really. She feeds it cows.)

8. Sheep (Yeah. I’m not joking. Crazed sheep.)

7. Anaconda (What accent is Jon Voight doing?)

6. Ants (Enlarged by radiation. Sci-fi classic. Genuflect, please.)

5. Piranha (Genetically enhanced by military experiments.)

4. Spiders (Genetically enhanced by gettin’ it on with another spider outside its species.)

3. St. Bernard (Emotionally enhanced by rabies. Thank you Stephen King.)

2. Birds (Emotionally enhanced by their rage at having to put up with humankind for thousands of years.)

1. Great White shark (Enhanced by, uh, just being a really big shark. )

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