EXCLUSIVE: Glenn Beck is Right! We’ve Got the Proof!
America! America! Glenn Beck is right. Obama and his UN jackbooted stormtroopers are comin’ right now, they’re paradin’ down our main streets, and they’re gonna kick our doors in, they’re gonna take away our guns and our liberties!
Call your neighbors. Call your townsmen and townswomen. Grab your guns and your ammunition. Meet at your churches and town halls.
Do not trust your local police. Not your firemen. Not your postman. Trust no government official.
Go now! God be with us all.
Apparently, it’s them kinda stormtroopers. Never mind.